1 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,622 Watch me. 2 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,149 Voila. 3 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,579 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 4 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,181 ♪ I love you like I do ♪ 5 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,150 ♪ Tell me who ♪ 6 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,619 ♪ Can stop my heart As much as you ♪ 7 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,121 ♪ Tell me all your secrets ♪ 8 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,356 ♪ And I'll tell you Most of mine ♪ 9 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,924 ♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪ 10 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,593 ♪ Well That's really true this time ♪ 11 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:54,264 ♪ I don't have the answers I don't have a plan ♪ 12 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,333 ♪ All I have is you ♪ 13 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:59,036 ♪ So darling Help me understand ♪ 14 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,270 ♪ What we do ♪ 15 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,105 ♪ You can whisper in my ear ♪ 16 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,041 ♪ Where we go ♪ 17 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,476 ♪ Who knows What happens after here ♪ 18 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,311 ♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪ 19 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:12,282 ♪ As we jump into The final frontier ♪ 20 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,252 ♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪ 21 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,354 ♪ Yeah ♪ 22 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,378 ♪ I'm mad about you ♪♪ 23 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:29,433 How long did it take you to write this paper? 24 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,435 Have you seen my other shoe? 25 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:35,939 Just promise I can sit next to you during the test. 26 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,441 I know. I know. 27 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:38,942 Okay, I know. 28 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,444 Where in the bedroom? 29 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,445 I understand. 30 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,447 The kitchen part of the bedroom. 31 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,449 You know, like, 8:00 or 8:30. 32 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,084 It's not a date. 33 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:50,087 I just want you to meet her. 34 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:52,755 Just do me one favor. Wear that beige sweater. 35 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,023 You'll love her. 36 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,259 She's the most fun person in the world. 37 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,760 Isn't Fran fun? 38 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,297 Yes, she's a carnival. Where's my shoe? 39 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,966 What is that? 40 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,801 What, the bedroom or the Upper East Side? 41 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,803 You're not shy. You're thoughtful. 42 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,805 I am thoughtful, but I'm shoeless. 43 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,941 If I were Nick, you'd help me find my shoe. 44 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,477 Nick, I've got to go. 45 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,946 I'll make a reservation for us someplace tonight. 46 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,949 All right. I'll see you at 8:00. 47 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,151 Okay. 48 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:24,154 So where do you think we should go tonight? 49 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,655 Why are we going? 50 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,290 Because it'll be fun. 51 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,492 Why am I going? 52 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,892 Because you're my date. 53 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,695 Let your little friend, Nick, be your date. 54 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:34,531 He's 25. 55 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,534 Oh, yeah. That's a turnoff. I forgot. 56 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,536 I've got to go. Bye. 57 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,426 That's it? 58 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,612 What... What is this? 59 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,113 Let's have sex now. 60 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,914 Then we wouldn't have to do it later. 61 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,783 How long were you talking to this guy? 62 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:57,287 He's 25. Come on. I'll do all the work. 63 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,222 Where was this big enthusiasm 64 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,823 when I needed you to find my shoe? 65 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,694 I was busy. 66 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,697 I really do got to get to this meeting. 67 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:08,865 What meeting? 68 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,467 If I explain it, 69 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:11,701 it will take that much longer. 70 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,403 Don't dawdle on your way home. 71 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,539 Mommy will be waiting. 72 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,541 Did you just kill it. 73 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,431 No, not your mother. 74 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,448 So why you want to film my guy? 75 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:28,051 Is he not the fastest short-order cook in town? 76 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,386 Yes, he is. 77 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,654 Well, there you go. 78 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:31,721 I don't know. 79 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,723 When this movie comes out, 80 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,991 everybody will see your restaurant. 81 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,025 They'll see you. 82 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,662 I don't want people to see me. 83 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,263 It's a documentary. Nobody will see it. 84 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,565 So why am I doing it? 85 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,800 Maybe I didn't sell this properly. 86 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,868 Let me ask you this, 87 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,070 you've been here how many years? 88 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:48,371 12. 89 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,873 How many times has somebody come in here 90 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,843 and offered to make a movie about your restaurant? 91 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,044 Never. 92 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,248 There you go. Think about it, all right? 93 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,849 Have your people call me. 94 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,352 I am my people. I will definitely... 95 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,820 What is this? 96 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,755 A number 12. 97 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,123 He heard you say 12. 98 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,559 Man, he's fast. 99 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,296 All right. Thank you. 100 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,297 Hey! 101 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:20,570 Hey! Hey! Hey! 102 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,571 What are you doing here? 103 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,839 I'm a busboy. 104 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,275 I was going to tell you that. 105 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,276 How do I look? 106 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,768 You look like a busboy. You're a doctor. 107 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:31,981 Antonio, clear 13. 108 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,216 Yeah, okay. 109 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,218 Antonio? You're Antonio now? 110 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:38,121 And loving it. 111 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,757 Wow! Did I miss a meeting. 112 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,260 Weren't you, like, in Alaska or Santa Fe? 113 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,761 Paul, I was everywhere. 114 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:48,064 It's been the most glorious 12 months of my life. 115 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,367 Know what I did in Wisconsin? 116 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,802 Something with cheese. I don't know. What? 117 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,504 Merchant marine. 118 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,806 Living on a barge, eating soup with my hands, 119 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,275 and I loved it. 120 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:01,278 All my life, I've been so sheltered. 121 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:04,781 Now I've seen the world. I've faced my fears. 122 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,916 I'm a new man, Paul. 123 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,385 Have you called your wife? 124 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:09,886 Can't do that. 125 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:10,953 Mark. 126 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,390 Don't you tell Fran that I'm back. 127 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,759 I won't do it, but come on. 128 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,994 You haven't spoken in, what, six months? 129 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:18,995 10. 130 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:19,996 10? 131 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,431 The longer you wait, 132 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,433 the harder it's going to be. 133 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,867 No, these stay here. 134 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,804 I followed her a couple of times, 135 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,039 once when you went to see Damn Yankees. 136 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,175 Last week, you followed us? 137 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,678 Boy, that "You Gotta Have Heart" number. 138 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,746 I stood. You don't even stand. 139 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,081 Did Fran like the show? 140 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,483 Would you call her? 141 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,485 Yes, I will. I will. 142 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,486 Tuna melt. 143 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,987 For me? 144 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,623 Did you say 10? 145 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:47,624 Yeah. 146 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,514 For you. 147 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,131 Why are you mad? 148 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,133 You know why I'm mad. 149 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,035 Don't do that. My mother does that. 150 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,470 Just tell me why you're mad. 151 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,805 You let me win. 152 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,573 Not exactly. 153 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,576 I just wanted you to feel good for tonight. 154 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,110 Why wouldn't I feel good? 155 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,613 Because I'm a 33-year-old single mom 156 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:13,316 being set up with a 25-year-old college kid? 157 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,951 Have a beer. 158 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,420 I'm telling you, I think you'll like this guy. 159 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,255 I'm not worried about that. 160 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,023 He's going to love you. 161 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,024 You think? 162 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,292 Definitely. 163 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,961 What about me 164 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,763 do you think he'll like specifically? 165 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:27,964 You're vulnerable right now, 166 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,265 but guys like that. 167 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,267 What are you wearing? 168 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,837 This is what I'm wearing. 169 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,304 Why are you wearing jeans? 170 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,808 Because I'm having a good ass day. 171 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,309 You really are. 172 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,811 You're not just saying that? 173 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:42,812 No. 174 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:43,813 Towels? 175 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,872 Uh, they're right next to the sink. 176 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:59,028 This what you do when I leave? 177 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,330 Am I having a good ass day? 178 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,266 Yes. Very good. 179 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,768 Listen. In a million years, 180 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:08,037 you'll never guess who I ran into. 181 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,039 You could start naming names now, 182 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,041 and by the year 3000, 183 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,977 you'll be no closer to guessing who I ran into. 184 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,868 Mark. 185 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:20,784 Mark who? What Mark? 186 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,852 Fran's Mark. 187 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,854 How could it be Fran's Mark? 188 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,857 Nobody's seen the guy for over a year. 189 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,726 You want to guess? Get serious. 190 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,461 Okay, who'd you run into? 191 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:32,462 Mark. 192 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,763 No! You saw Mark? 193 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,765 I saw him near Port Authority. 194 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,834 He's working in a dive as a busboy. 195 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:38,835 Oh, my God! 196 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,269 Where you going? 197 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,771 To tell Fran. 198 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,773 I promised we wouldn't say anything. 199 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,374 I don't want to be in the country 200 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,609 when she finds out. 201 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,812 He's gone for a year, and I don't tell her? 202 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,480 Stay out of this. 203 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:53,015 How do I sit through dinner and not tell her? 204 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,350 Talk about any subject, 205 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,687 except "My husband just saw your husband." 206 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,322 No. I know I'll crack. 207 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,390 No. You'll flirt with Nick. 208 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,592 He's 25. 209 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,816 Oh, yes. 210 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,399 Then I figured, the hell with it. 211 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,401 I don't need another math course. 212 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:16,038 That is hilarious! What a great story. 213 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:18,541 A really good story. 214 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,577 It's not such a good story. 215 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,479 Can I get another drink? 216 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,480 Ursula? 217 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:24,703 Hi. 218 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,117 Our waitress says hi. 219 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,086 Tell her we need another round. 220 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,420 No, we'll get it. 221 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,844 Thank you. 222 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,425 What? 223 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:37,694 What? 224 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,161 Why the look? 225 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,398 You're very girlish. 226 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,300 What, I'm being obnoxious? 227 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,302 You're like a little, happy seal. 228 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,304 We should get a colorful ball. 229 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,807 You could spin it on your nose. 230 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:51,975 I'm flirting? Yes. 231 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,042 It's that obvious? 232 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,978 Yes. 233 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,981 I'll give you $20 to go to a movie. 234 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,348 I tell you what, 235 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:03,753 I'll help good-looking boy with the drinks. 236 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,188 Put your money away. You're a student. 237 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,256 My dad's loaded. 238 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,558 I'll carry the drinks. 239 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,559 Thanks. 240 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,060 Oh, by the way, 241 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:14,063 you know the little thing where you keep touching my wife? 242 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,921 I don't like that. 243 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,338 Whoa! 244 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,773 When you carry a drink, 245 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,042 you can't think about it, or you spill it. 246 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,277 You're so helpful. Thank you. 247 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,581 Yeah, I'm here if you ever have questions. 248 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,582 Oh, God. 249 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,616 What? 250 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,617 Oh, God. 251 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:35,618 What? 252 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,420 Hello, Fran. 253 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,488 Oh, God. 254 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,123 You didn't know I was back? 255 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,124 How would I? 256 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,660 You didn't tell her? 257 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,361 You told me not to. 258 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:48,431 What, you couldn't see through that? 259 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,866 How could you not tell me? 260 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,434 I didn't want to ruin your date. 261 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,435 Date? 262 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,736 This is Nick. 263 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,071 He's in grad school with Jamie. 264 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,073 Great. I'm Dr. Devanow, Fran's husband. 265 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,497 I made 300 grand last year. 266 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,867 Nice work. 267 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,051 You all right? 268 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,775 Yeah, I'm great. 269 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,325 You guys having fun? 270 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,882 Good. 271 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,572 I was in Tupelo, Mississippi. 272 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,874 For three weeks, I ate nothing but okra. 273 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:34,210 I thought I sent you a postcard. 274 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:37,046 Back then I was still ripping them up. 275 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,347 You're taking this very well. 276 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,649 I really am. 277 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,150 How great you look. 278 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,652 Doesn't she look fantastic? 279 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,087 She certainly does. 280 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,321 What the hell am I watching? 281 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,623 This is not right. 282 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:47,991 You look 10 years younger. 283 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:48,992 I'm happy. 284 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,494 And I'm actually happy for you. 285 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,096 Good for me. 286 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,396 I'm going to get going. 287 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,934 No, don't be silly. We'll split some calamari. 288 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,936 Are they putting on a show? 289 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,271 This must be so hard for them. 290 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,606 When she slapped him, 291 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,574 that's the last thing I understood. 292 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,575 Then I was a brakeman 293 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,011 for the Southern Pacific railroad. 294 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,311 For how long? 295 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:12,515 Till I fell off. 296 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,018 Didn't I get a postcard from Virginia? 297 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,319 West Virginia. I was a coal miner. 298 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,255 In Abilene I manufactured beef jerky 299 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,456 and jerky byproducts. 300 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,893 I auditioned for the clown school in Tallahassee. 301 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,528 Isn't that the Harvard of clown schools? 302 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,030 Yeah. Interview went great. 303 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,297 Walked right into a door. 304 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,799 Sounds like fun. 305 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,233 It was. 306 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,636 You guys are kidding me, right? 307 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,671 What? 308 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,306 We should let you guys hash this out. 309 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,308 No, stay. We're catching up. 310 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,743 We're in a good place. 311 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,546 How can you be in a good place? 312 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,847 I don't get it. 313 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,017 We've both grown. I forgive him. 314 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,519 You're not dealing with this, either of you. 315 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,888 I think we are. 316 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,824 Just so I know I'm on the same planet, 317 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,093 You... He walked out on you. 318 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,427 I know. 319 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,729 No explanation. 320 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,130 It's who I was at the time. 321 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,965 Maybe it was for the best. 322 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,334 Why don't we leave you alone... 323 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,004 No. There's nobody I'd rather be here with 324 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,138 than the two of you. 325 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,539 And Nick. 326 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,930 Love Nick. 327 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,813 You love your wife's date? 328 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,381 Please, Paul. We're not children. 329 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,218 Fran, one hour ago, you slapped him. 330 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,519 It was an impulse. 331 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,787 And I forgave her. 332 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,288 Again they're forgiving. 333 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,990 Why not? 334 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:31,060 You're saying there's no consequence to his action? 335 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,463 Look, Paul, nobody's perfect. 336 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,531 I... 337 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:41,104 You know, she slept with Ira. 338 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,227 Love Ira. 339 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,881 Come on, pick up! 340 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,217 Come on! Let's go! 341 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,552 He's definitely a little slower today. 342 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,988 It's too much pressure. The cameras, lights. 343 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,689 We'll shut off the lights. 344 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,058 Give him a few minutes. 345 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,026 Go over there and sit down. 346 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,027 Fine. 347 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,029 And don't be looking at him. 348 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,465 No, I'm not looking at him. 349 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,466 Here, Paul. 350 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,468 Let me clean this off. 351 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,104 Stop cleaning up. You're a doctor. 352 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,639 Please, Paul, it's my job. 353 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,641 See, why... 354 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,710 Why would somebody peel the label off a ketchup bottle? 355 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,334 It's so senseless. 356 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,384 I just don't get it. 357 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,819 You think I do? 358 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,688 Look, if he came back after three months, 359 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,523 I would have taken him back. 360 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,026 If he came back after six months, 361 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,327 I'd have killed him. 362 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,763 He came back after a year, and we had dinner... 363 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,764 Go figure. 364 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,866 I just don't get it. 365 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,135 So, how does this work with you? 366 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,637 When you're tired of this, where do you go? 367 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,472 Wherever life takes me. 368 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,542 No, seriously. I'm asking a question. 369 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,178 What do you do? 370 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,578 How do you do this? 371 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,414 You want to know? 372 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,416 I open a road atlas. 373 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,953 Wherever my finger lands, that's where I go. 374 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,321 And do what? 375 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,622 What do you do? 376 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,124 Explore. Meet people. 377 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,458 Have fun. 378 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,796 You know what it's like to just have fun? 379 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:17,133 When I'm finished having fun, I open up the road map... 380 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,500 Boom! Point to another town. 381 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,872 Free... like my brother the wind. 382 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,373 So, like, on a weekday, 383 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,776 you get up, like, what... -00? 384 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,778 You can't imagine the exhilaration. 385 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,950 The freedom of living without responsibility. 386 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,451 Here, watch this. 387 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,854 Hey! I quit. 388 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,355 You can't quit. 389 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,356 Okay. 390 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,313 You get the gist. 391 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,963 Nick said you wouldn't get it. 392 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,297 You talked to Nick? 393 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,298 This morning. 394 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,800 We went out for breakfast. 395 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,402 A breakfast date? 396 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,904 We shared a muffin. 397 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,440 You see? I told you you two would hit it off. 398 00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,475 He kissed me. 399 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,476 No! 400 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,477 He did. 401 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,979 He did not. 402 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:07,149 Do you remember what it's like when you want to kiss someone... 403 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,051 One of you moves closer, 404 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,787 and you know it's going to happen, 405 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,123 but you're afraid it might not be 406 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,424 as good as you imagined? 407 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,725 And when it happens, 408 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,928 it's even better than you dreamed? 409 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:22,598 No. 410 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,000 So she turns to me. 411 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,302 She says, "Next time you're in Albuquerque, 412 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,804 you know where to reach me." 413 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,106 And she's how old? 414 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,341 Please, Paul. Age doesn't matter. 415 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,376 Just tell me. 416 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,377 23. 417 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,744 Oh! 418 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,079 He doesn't know me, 419 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,647 so everything I say is new. 420 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,149 He thinks I'm funny. 421 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,984 I forgot I was funny. 422 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,886 Of course. You're hilarious. 423 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,289 I forgot! 424 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,224 And this woman in Hawaii? 425 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,126 Kaanapali or Haleakala? 426 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,560 The first... place. 427 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,561 Go ahead. 428 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,563 You're living together on the beach? 429 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,697 Yep. 430 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,866 Two weeks, then you say, "That's enough," 431 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,168 and you leave the beach? 432 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,169 Yep. 433 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,237 That's okay? 434 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,704 Yep. 435 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,040 She's not angry? 436 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,041 Nope. 437 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,311 See, I don't understand this. 438 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,645 But you get the gist? 439 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,480 I get the gist. 440 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,982 Is he a good kisser? 441 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,184 He looks like he would be. 442 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,286 Yeah. He has really young lips. 443 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,955 Well, he's 25. 444 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,457 Last time I went out with a 25-year-old, I was 19. 445 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,959 This is even better. 446 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,027 Doesn't he have great hands? 447 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,329 I love his hands. 448 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,332 There's this guy in my French class, he's Cuban... 449 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,666 Why's he taking French? 450 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,468 I don't know. 451 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,236 He has beautiful hands, and his arms... 452 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,504 I love arms! 453 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,505 They're gorgeous. 454 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,506 What's his name? 455 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,507 Forget it. 456 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,641 Why? 457 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,979 I'm not introducing you to every guy at school. 458 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:43,980 Why not? 459 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,247 Because you'll date them, 460 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,548 tell me what happens, 461 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,550 and I'll live vicariously through you. 462 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:49,852 Isn't that good? 463 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,210 It's really not. 464 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,627 In one year, the guy has done everything. 465 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,530 He lived in Alaska, he hunted big animals, 466 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,032 he sang with Mormons... 467 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,033 Ow! 468 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:07,103 You got a 2x4 in there. 469 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:11,940 He rode across Texas in a boxcar with 200 head of cattle. 470 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,943 Why would he rather be in a boxcar with cattle 471 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,278 than with his wife? 472 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,946 I don't know, 473 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,582 but if there's a genuine reason, I wouldn't want to know it. 474 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,583 Ow! Ow! 475 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:25,054 I'm over here, you phony. 476 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,356 And the thing that really upsets me, 477 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,758 He feels no guilt. That upsets me. 478 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,926 Why? 479 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,428 Because you need guilt. 480 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,431 Otherwise people would go and do whatever makes them happy, 481 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,634 and I won't have that. 482 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,935 So, you're telling me 483 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,072 this is never going to happen to us? 484 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,373 To us? No. Impossible. 485 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,808 If you ever left me, I'd follow you. 486 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,311 And me, I don't like going anywhere. 487 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,579 Here we go. Got it. 488 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,881 I want to see it. 489 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:58,954 Look at that. 490 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,957 That's where it started, you dopey. 491 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,459 Where are you going? 492 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,961 To get you a Band-Aid. 493 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,964 If you were like Mark and you could do anything, 494 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,266 what would you do? 495 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,267 Anything anything? 496 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,268 Yeah. 497 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,936 I... Truly? 498 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,974 I would like to be a Good Humor man. 499 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,276 A Good Humor man? 500 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,944 Yeah. 501 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,480 I love the square truck, those thick doors, 502 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,482 the bell, the little change-maker. 503 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,684 I love everything about that job. 504 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,321 If you could do what Mark did, you wouldn't do it? 505 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,822 Well, there's a cost. 506 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,825 The way I see it, I've got two choices... 507 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,994 1... I could have everything in the world, 508 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,863 or 2... I could have you. 509 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:42,864 So I... 510 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,934 go with door number two. 511 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,203 That's very sweet. 512 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,939 Yes. I'm a very sweet guy. 513 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,941 Would you want to have Fran's life? 514 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,243 She's dating young guys, 515 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,245 and she has all this freedom. 516 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,546 Do you want that? 517 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,416 Don't think about it a long time... 518 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,551 No, no, no. Of course, no. 519 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,720 I hear some yes in your no. 520 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,055 I heard more yes in your no. 521 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,357 I didn't say no. 522 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,926 You gave me that "I choose you" crap. 523 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,630 Interesting how you attack me after I take the splinter out? 524 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,932 Doesn't it bother you 525 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,168 that you'll never again experience a first kiss? 526 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,169 True. Yeah. 527 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,904 It bothers me a lot, yes. 528 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,673 Do you remember our first kiss? 529 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,609 Up at your Christmas party office. 530 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,211 I knew I loved you with that kiss. 531 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,846 Before or after? 532 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,847 During. 533 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,283 I was going to say during. 534 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,651 See? 535 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,453 Neither of us will experience 536 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,388 a first kiss like that again. 537 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,991 Well, so, we can have it with each other. 538 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,993 We can't. It's not the same. 539 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,995 I'm saying yes, it is. 540 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,497 No. 541 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,500 Excuse me. Hi. What's your name? 542 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,335 Jamie. 543 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,704 Jamie? 544 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,840 You're very cute, Jamie. 545 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,864 Would you like to kiss me? 546 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,365 Yeah, when you're right, you're right. 547 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,389 I'm telling you. 548 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,215 Anywhere in the world? 549 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,016 Anywhere in the world. 550 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,017 Seattle. 551 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,486 Great. What do we do in Seattle? 552 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,055 I would fish, you could sell umbrellas. 553 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,259 Try again. 554 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,560 Burma. 555 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,264 You've got to get shots. 556 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,833 Ooh. 557 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:01,325 No, because I've got family right near there. 558 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:03,839 I've got family there. 559 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,574 In Israel? I do. 560 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,518 You do not. Don't assume.